| Accident Investigation Board | |
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| Совет по расследованию несчастных случаев | |
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| Agency overview | |
| Jurisdiction | Sarolia, Bezmoora |
| Employees | wildly fluctuating, to John's frustration |
| Annual budget | 13,000+ Sarolian Gold |
| Ministers responsible | Domnhall, Minister of Golden Locks Olav, Minister of Religious Flocks Doric, Minister of Rocks and Faux Hawks Wolfgang, Minister of Irresponsible Acrobatics and Trained Buttocks Theo, Minister of Black Socks |
| Deputy Ministers responsible | Felix†, rip Festus†, rip Ziggy†, rippers |
| Departments | Department of Artistic Anatomy Department of Figuring Out Time Zones Department of Rolling One At Worst Of Times Department of Rules-Lawyering Department of Sunha Funeral Organisation |
| Website | |
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The Bezmooran Accident Investigation Board (BAIB) is an agency of the Flying Purple Hippos Clan. It's also the name of the mercenary group these dorks play in Dungeons and Dragons.
Achievements[]
Major achievements include:
- Jumping off a castle to decapitate someone who was being a bitch
- Shitting off another castle while failing to see anything useful
- Yeeting some revenants off the first castle
- Rescuing a hippo
- Rescuing an archmage
- Stealing and reading an emo's diary
- Dispelling eternal mind-bagpipes
- Reuniting revenant husbands through window cleaning
- Literally assaulting a windmill
- Teaching a hag not to curse as much
- Riding a rowboat down a sea of skeletons
- Befriending a doll
- Boning a werewolf-revenant-vampire with a leftover bit of a dead lady
- Melting a vampire lord
- Successfully eating and digesting a demon goat
- Becoming founder and CEO of a Bezmooran microbrewery
- Yeeting Surtr back to Jotunheim but only for like a minute
- Slaying a hydra to advertise the Cock's Crown brew
Almost TPKs[]
- Getting fireballed while running away from a windmill
- Not realising fast vampires are fast
- Yoloing into the world's simplest alarm system
Criticism[]
Due to Sunha dying all the time there's a lot of employee turnover for a FPH ministry
Trivia[]
- Roll stonecunning for rock trivia