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| Dave's beautiful bowl | |
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 it's super nice | |
| Material | walnut |
| But also | jizz |
| Function | Tossing salad |
| Additional functions | Eating large quantities of cereal, cutting giants' hair |
Dave's beautiful bowl is a bowl Dave made for Dan but Shusky helped[1]. Dave made it out of walnut and added his jizz[citation needed].
Dave made it for Dan as a wedding gift using many MYSTERY TOOLS and MYSTERY PIECES and MYSTERY MACHINES whose nature and purpose will forever remain a mystery.
It's basically the nicest bowl ever, and the jizz is such a lovely personal touch. You couldn't get this in a store.
I mean MAYBE in Joe the Hobo's Store of Horrors but we all know how expensive that is.