In June 2006 a hairdresser cut Elpea's hair too short EVEN THOUGH HE POINTED OUT EXACTLY HOW MUCH DOES HE WANT IT CUT and he looked like a dick head and a moron[1]. He didn't want a haircut in the first place, but his mom made him do it[2].

Elpea then threatened to dye his hair various colours. No pics exist, but various FPH press moguls would be willing to pay good money for them.


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