Head Cheese
No. of Pips Precedes the Establishment of Pips
Location Australia (Debated)
Born Unknown
Joined 16 September 2002
Templarised  ?
Flag of Angelfire FPH.jpg Classical FPH Clan

Head Cheese is a FPH Templar of Australian origin, but has not been sighted since the Heroic FPH Clan Era. Although considered strange and incomprehensible during his time in the clan, he has since been immortalised as cooler than pork chops.


Head Cheese flaunted his Australian origin through crude approximations of the outback accent in his writings, and at one point, introduced his convincingly juvenile, White middle-class brother to the clan. Nevertheless, his status as an Australian, and indeed, a human being, remains in doubt. For at least part of 2002, it was widely assumed that Head Cheese was an emergent assemblage of radically fumigated cheese-matter, whose molecular rearrangement had led to an organic coagulation of intelligence.


Cheese is a generic term for a diverse group of milk-based food products. Cheese is produced throughout the world in wide-ranging flavors, textures, and forms.