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Ministry of Cookies
Ministr--- ooh delicious yum yum yum
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Agency overview
Jurisdiction Bouvetoya
Headquarters Diamond Mountain Red Carpet Road II
Employees 34
Annual budget all the cookies
Minister responsible Nidhogg13, Minister of Cookies
Deputy Ministers responsible Deff Blatter, Lord Cookie-Owner
The Cookie Vault, Lord Department Infiltr8or
Departments Department of Trying to Usurp the Federal Cookie Reserve's Powers
Department of Funding Forum Games
Department of Worrying About Inflation
Joint Department of Worrying About Cookie/Dugong Exchange Rates

The Ministry of Cookies is a ministry of the Flying Purple Hippos Clan. It funds forum games when it's up to it, but most of the time it just sits there, being useless while the Cookie Vault does all the work. However, Deff Blatter is still basically controlling the entire department because why the hell not cover all the bases? More cookies for deff!

Ministries of FPH Government
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Forms Except For Those Regarding Strawberry Regulations
Forms Regarding Strawberry Regulations
Bitching About Raspberry Superiority to Strawberry
Snidely Replying to STTP Inquiries
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Road of Broken Mice Ministries of ES GamesES-esque GamesOther GamesProcrastination
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Penguin RelationsPenguino-Canadian Peace Talks
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Plus One Plaza Ministries of Gruesome Baby DeathsHateHitlerHorrific Threads
Lame Cultural ReferencesNot Being Funny

OTD Forum Administration:
Embassy of the Free State of OTD or Department of OTD Moderation
or Autonomous Community of OTD

Unknown Bureau of Introducing More Bureaucracy While Nobody Is Looking
Ministry of Making Ministry Pages