| Ministry of Dugongs | |
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| Agency overview | |
| Formed | 2009 |
| Jurisdiction | Bouvetoya |
| Headquarters | Diamond Mountain Red Carpet Road I |
| Employees | 3460[1] |
| Annual budget | all the dugongs |
| Minister responsible | Martin, Minister of Dugongs |
| Deputy Minister responsible | Shusky and Darkflame, Dugong-Schengen Enforcement |
| Departments | Department Of Being Ugly Department of Not Living In Trees Department of Preserving Awesome Dewgong Titles Joint Department of Worrying About Cookie/Dugong Exchange Rates Joint Department of Worrying About Dugong/Dugong Exchange Rates |
| Website | |
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| Footnotes | |
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The Ministry of Dugongs is a ministry of the Flying Purple Hippos Clan. It is the spiritual successor of the League for Dugong Empowerment and the Papua New Guinean Dugong League, and is mainly concerned with the well-being of Dugongs and preserving the awesome awesomeness titles. It has fierce competition with the Ministry of Cookies over the role of primary currency of the clan.
Actually it doesn't no one uses cookies ever
Involvement in the Euro-Dugong Controversy[]
NONE WHATSOEVER THESE ACCUSATIONS ARE BASELESS
