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Ministry of Dugongs
Agency overview
Formed 2009
Jurisdiction Bouvetoya
Headquarters Diamond Mountain Red Carpet Road I
Employees 3460[1]
Annual budget all the dugongs
Minister responsible Martin, Minister of Dugongs
Deputy Minister responsible Shusky and Darkflame, Dugong-Schengen Enforcement
Departments Department Of Being Ugly
Department of Not Living In Trees
Department of Preserving Awesome Dewgong Titles
Joint Department of Worrying About Cookie/Dugong Exchange Rates
Joint Department of Worrying About Dugong/Dugong Exchange Rates
  1. as of 21 january, 2012

The Ministry of Dugongs is a ministry of the Flying Purple Hippos Clan. It is the spiritual successor of the League for Dugong Empowerment and the Papua New Guinean Dugong League, and is mainly concerned with the well-being of Dugongs and preserving the awesome awesomeness titles. It has fierce competition with the Ministry of Cookies over the role of primary currency of the clan.

Actually it doesn't no one uses cookies ever

Involvement in the Euro-Dugong Controversy[]


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