|Headquarters||Diamond Mountain Red Carpet Road IV|
|Employees||2 citizens, 4 freedmen, 162 slaves|
|Annual budget||what's a budget constraint precious|
|Minister responsible||The corpse of Epicurus, woooo!, Minister Excessive, woooo!|
The Ministry of Excessive Luxuries is an important ministry supplying the DMoF and other ministries with materials they need to live such as whisky and diamonds and rubies and elephant ballet and foie gras and caviar and wines and monocles and slaves to write articles.