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Ministry of Forms Regarding Strawberry Regulations
Strawberry
Agency overview
Jurisdiction Bouvetoya
Annual budget 18,000 strawberries
Child agency Wild Strawberry Section
Website
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The Ministry of Forms Regarding Strawberry Regulations is a ministry of the Flying Purple Hippos Clan. It was created following the Turkmenistan Strawberry Trade Crisis of 1998, which cost the FPH Clan an estimated 72% of its GDP that year.

The Ministry is notorious for maintaining a small army of assassins who take out any botanist claiming that strawberries are not a real fruit anyway. Most of its budget, however, is devoted to bribing EU officials.

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