|Ministry of Human Reproductive Organs|
|I literally made this|
|Headquarters||Bessie's Olde Roade, the seedy looking shack|
|Minister responsible||Theias, Minister of Dongs and Peepees|
|Child agency||E-Penis Measuring Bureau|
The Ministry of Human Reproductive Organs is a vital ministry of seminal importance. It stands proud among other ministries, even though the Ministry of War thinks it's for pussies.
It's the only institution in the world qualified to measure e-penis. It's also qualified to measure regular penis. Also, irregular penis. Also,