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Ministry of Keeping Batlord Appeased
Agency overview
Formed November 2009
Jurisdiction Bouvetoya
Employees ~2 a day
Annual budget see employees
Minister responsible ˙bsǝ ʇsɹıɟ ǝɥʇ pɹolʇɐq, pɹolʇɐq
Deputy Minister responsible pooɟ, ʎɐp ǝɥʇ ɟo uǝzıʇıɔ ʇuǝɔouuı

Look this is creepy, okay? Just move along. I don't want to write about this.

No, no comments on alleged human sacrifice. Go away.

Political involvement[]

Batlord wanted to run for political office in 2009, but faced a lack of popularity.[1]


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