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Ministry of Livestock
The Right Honourable Ministry of Esteemed Livestock
Cattle
Agency overview
Formed 2002
Jurisdiction Bouvetoya
Minister responsible Theias, Minister-Goatherder
Deputy Minister responsible Avenger, Departmental Chief of Sheep
Departments Department of Goats
Department of Sheep
Department of Misc
Website
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The Ministry of Livestock is a very important ministry responsible for cows, sheep, goats, llamas, pigs, porcupines, sloths, diplomatic relations with New Zealand, Scotland, Mongolia, the United States, and Argentina.

It is suspected that they are aligned with Canada in some sinister way.

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