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Ministry of Penguin Relations
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Agency overview
Formed ca. 2500 BCE
Jurisdiction Bouvetoya
Headquarters Port-aux-Hippeaux 2
Employees 30,000, of which 29,000 penguins
Annual budget 37,600 cookies and lots of gold
Minister responsible phantom_rider2, High Priest and Envoy

Ministry of Penguin Relations is a ministry responsible for maintaining both diplomatic relations with the Nile Penguins and oversee their role in the clan itself. As such it's extremely important to both our survival and cultural heritage.

It was probably founded by pr2. It's at cold war with Ministry of Canadians. Also at hot wor. Also probably lukewarm whatever I don't care

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