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Ministry of Wor
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Agency overview
Jurisdiction Bouvetoya
Headquarters Temple Drive 1-16c (yes this includes buildings occupied by other ministries due to office warfare)
Employees 47,218
Annual budget 112,000 cookies
Minister responsible FlyingMonkey, Minister of Wor
Deputy Minister responsible Lief Ericson, Former Reichsworminister, now at wor with fm.

The Ministry of Wor is a ministry of the Flying Purple Hippos Clan. One of the oldest and most traditional ministries, it is also among the largest. Its primary concern is consulting the UN membership roster and then declaring war on everyone. The Ministry of Wor has been accused of souring the Clan's diplomatic relations with a number of countries, but nobody has ever proven these claims due to disappearing in mysterious circumstances.

Glorious Activities[]

Main article: Category:Wars

The Ministry has a tendency to simultanuous be involved in everything and mysteriously absent. For example, there is no mention of it during the June 2005 cockroach invasion and it appears only with regards to logistical duties during the Hippo-Colombian War. Fortunately, the propaganda budget is lush and rich in proteins and will fix this forever.


This is the second ministry ever to actually switch ministers, after FlyingMonkey was appointed Minister of Wor by Adolf Hitler, replacing Lief Ericson.

Ministries of FPH Government
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Temple Drive Ministries of the InteriorExteriorMidteriorMisc. TeriorNexterior
TreasuryWorWorld Domination
Temple By-Drive Ministries of Abundant BureaucracyAbundant DemocracyClosed Forum Moderation
Forms Except For Those Regarding Strawberry Regulations
Forms Regarding Strawberry Regulations
Bitching About Raspberry Superiority to Strawberry
Snidely Replying to STTP Inquiries
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Road of Broken Mice Ministries of ES GamesES-esque GamesOther GamesProcrastination
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Penguin RelationsPenguino-Canadian Peace Talks
Avenue of Frustrated Johns Accident Investigation Board • Ministry of Managing Brothel Opening Hours
Bessie's Olde Roade Ministries of HealthHuman Reproductive OrgansLivestockPoultry
Plus One Plaza Ministries of Gruesome Baby DeathsHateHitlerHorrific Threads
Lame Cultural ReferencesNot Being Funny

OTD Forum Administration:
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or Autonomous Community of OTD

Unknown Bureau of Introducing More Bureaucracy While Nobody Is Looking
Ministry of Making Ministry Pages