This is Meniw, yo. Now tell me, if Semah Ra exists, why was this allowed to happen
The Nile Penguin Pantheon was introduced fairly late to answer an old question: who, exactly, are the Nile Penguin sacrifices sacrificed to?
There were 25 gods in the Pantheon. Since it was pretty late and didn't age very well, it can be considered largely apocryphal. However some of the deities are totally real, especially those mentioned in the Book of Penguins.
The gods' names were lovingly created using an online Ancient Egyptian translator, but their meanings are now lost. Which is cool because it adds to mystery and shit
The Pantheon[]
- Ensapet - ES games. He's been drinking lately.
- Sekhabapet - other games. Or whatever
- Adhamu - war. Note it's war, which is different from wor
Adhamu will fuck you up, you understand?
- Khentuapet - admins. Killed in the Admin Wars probably.
- Meniw - mods. We don't have those any more, do we
- Senham - randomness. Lol monkee cheez
- Am Mawet - off-topicness. I don't know what that even means.
- Neferfeku - pron and candy. All right, this goddess is still legit
- Sabet - web comics and funnay. Note that CAD was considered "funnay" in these halcyon days
- Hinquet Neos Heinekenos - drunken ramblings and parties. Heineken being beer of choice for some reason
- Dab - FPHs. The first Penguin to encounter FPHs, he appeared in later lore which made him totes legit
- Sarkhapet - whining. ALWAYS legit
- Har Awy - IMs. Um
Dab pondering an obviously GISed sky
- Semah Ra - Photoshop. Dear atheists, if Semah Ra doesn't exist then how do content-aware functions work? Can't explain that
- Maa Kherwu - justice. Dear theists, if Maa Kherwu exists then how does the Premier League work?
- Har Sat - laziness. I may or may not be procrastinating by writing this article, why do you ask
- Nekhentwaha - newbies. "Nekhentwaha is dead" - literally Nietzsche
- Khery Habet - oldie elitism. Buried with Nekhentwaha
- Iaw Pascal - longevity and history. "Pascal" is the Ancient Egyptian word for "fucking old" hth
- Sekhabramet - forum games. We used to have those
- Khentahar - fads. Fun fact: I overheard two kids on a bus today who conducted a 5 minute conversation almost exclusively using meme speech, so congrats on spilling to real world Khentahar
- An Ka An - smileys. Before we outsourced those to SA
- Nekhatew - pwnage. Yes, pwnage
- Akhenawet - karma. I hope you know your way around dugong husbandry too dude
