Pascal | |
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Imagined as a turtle god in some cultures | |
Location | Yoosay |
Born | Hhhahahaha oh man |
Joined | 10 September 2002 |
Templarised | 10 September 2002 |
Affiliations | |
Blue Tulip Party |
Bertram Bonaventura Blaise Pascal (Ancient Egyptian: Heh, Sumerian: Geshtu-E, Akkadian: Utnapishtim, Hebrew: Methuselah) is an FPH Templar and the oldest entity in the known universe.
Biography[]
There are some theories that Pascal has been around since literally the Big Bang. Those are incredibly silly. Pascal clearly originated on Earth, and to sustain himself he must have been born no earlier than the early Cambrian; perhaps even as late as Silurian - although some scientists blame him for the Ordovician extinction event.
Anyway later he invented mathematics and joined FPH. Every living mammal is his descendant probably.
Political activity[]
Pascal is the founder of Nash-Pascalism and an accomplished pioneer of partisan politics.