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Pascal
Galapagosturtle
Imagined as a turtle god in some cultures
Location Yoosay
Born Hhhahahaha oh man
Joined 10 September 2002
Templarised 10 September 2002
Affiliations
Blue Tulip Party

Bertram Bonaventura Blaise Pascal (Ancient Egyptian: Heh, Sumerian: Geshtu-E, Akkadian: Utnapishtim, Hebrew: Methuselah) is an FPH Templar and the oldest entity in the known universe.

Biography[]

There are some theories that Pascal has been around since literally the Big Bang. Those are incredibly silly. Pascal clearly originated on Earth, and to sustain himself he must have been born no earlier than the early Cambrian; perhaps even as late as Silurian - although some scientists blame him for the Ordovician extinction event.

Anyway later he invented mathematics and joined FPH. Every living mammal is his descendant probably.

Political activity[]

Pascal is the founder of Nash-Pascalism and an accomplished pioneer of partisan politics.

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