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Port-aux-Hippeaux is the main port of the FPH Isle. Its main road houses several important organisations, such as the Ministries of Canadians, Keeping Batlord Appeased, Penguin Relations, Penguino-Canadian Peace Talks. Also the Ministry of France is literally located in an AoK french galleon.

Possible involvement in dugong trafficking[]

Port-aux-Hippeaux has been the target of green activists (and also american ones) for its involvement in Eurodugong trafficking. Spokespersons for Port-aux-Hippeaux have responded furiously, claiming

"Duh, this is the only fucking port on this stupid island"

Critics have noted that there is totally an Eggy dock somewhere else on the island.