Flying Purple Hippos Wiki
Flying Purple Hippos Community

Flag Coat of Arms
Flag Logo
Nos despuamus corda et flatuamus irides. Ne cibum nobiscum.
Location of Bouvetoya
Location of Bouvetoya
Capital Hippopolis
Language(s) English
Religion Hippoism
Government highly volatile
Purple Eminence OR His Royal Highness
 - April 2012 - 16 Oct 2012 Avenger
 - 16 Oct 2012 - 23 Oct 2012 Soggyfrog
 - 4 Nov 2012 - 26 May 2013 Adolf Hitler
(Legitimate Hurry-Upist pretender)
 - 6 Nov 2012 - 26 May 2013 Adolf Hitler
(Wait-Paitentlyist pretender)
 - 7 Nov 2012 - 26 May 2013 Can't Be Arsed To Check
(Jewish Conspiracist pretender)
 - 26 May 2013 - October 2013 Chiron
Vice-Purple Eminence
 - 4 Nov 2012 - 26 May 2013 Elpea
Webmaster Dude
 - 2006-current Elpea
 - ??-current Talon
Legislature STTPX
 - Upper House Secret Templar Tea Party
 - Lower House Various Conspiracy Chambers
Historical era Stone Age
 - Established: 23 April 2012
 - Status: Current
Currency none
Dugong (11 Sep 09-)
Cookies (8 Aug 2010-)

The Stone Age FPH Community is the latest period in FPH history, starting with the silent dismantling of the Transitional Empirette of Flying Purple Huskies and the election of Avenger.


The Stone Age of FPH is characterized by a return to democracy and rule of law, while simultanuously employing the most blatant disregard for the actual rules of democracy and rule of law. The amount of people in this community seems stable but low. The amount of bad jokes made is stable as well, but there has been a switch from forum games and random discussions in OTD to active threads in STST, SD and The Cataphractery.


Following the years of the Reich and the Empirette, templars didn't really give a fuck about their elections. This resulted in the election of Avenger, who did not even know he was actually running for Office, and the subsequent election of Soggyfrog by what was alleged to be a Conspiracy to elect Soggy. This event was immediately followed by the impeachment of Soggyfrog, in what was alleged - but never proven - to be a conspiracy as well.

Following this debacle, the Second October 2012 Elections happened, thrice at the same time and each of them was a disaster, most of them ending in the election of Adolf Hitler. Look, it seemed like a good idea at the time[1].

Adolf Hitler, being a good constitutionalist wo is famous for obeying the rule of law, relinquished the title to Chiron. In the vastly improved October 2013 elections, Talon was chosen a King. Under his enlightened rule, the Clan reverted to a neolithic community which proceeded to worship the corpse of Parrotman.