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Dancing around a Golden Hippo statue gives you good luck

The Golden Hippo is the leader of Flying Purple Hippos in classical mythology, in later literature considered more of an otherworldly deity really because no way it would make sense otherwise.

First invented by Gagylpus in the original FPH thread at HG, It has an account at FPH Forums and if summoned It sometimes posts valuable information, such as the clan's wd status.

The Golden Hippo is a flying hippo, despite having no wings. It is also a purple hippo, despite being golden. It can speak, unlike regular FPHs, and does so in a slightly patronizing way but it's excused because he's the GOLDEN FUCKING HIPPO.