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I Can See for Miles and Miles and Miles

And it's all new forums. Deal.
—Hal

The Tower of Insanity, colloquially "Hal's Tower of Insanity," "Hal's Doomtower" or "What The Fuck Happened, Who Is This Guy, Does He Have Admin Powe--- Ohgod I Know That Song" is a category of forums, created by the venerable Hal.

History[]

People were impeaching hal because he didn't do anything. He showed them. He showed them good. All actual forums were hidden and a monstrous tower of 82 forums was put in their place. All of which had names which referred to song titles and descriptions with lyrics, edited to be extra flying and purple and hippoic. Seriously this cannot be explained, it has to be experienced

Effects[]

We have lots of forums now. Every new forum created now has number 1538 or something so it can't be easily remembered. I mean, OTD is #5, the News Forum is #1, but the Flusspferdschanze is #141? FUCK YOU HAL

More Effects[]

My mental health is declining

MOAR EFECTZ[]

OHGOD I JUST REALIZED HE MADE THAT QUOTE ABOVE WHEN THERE WERE ONLY 3 FORUMS!?! CAN HAL SEE INTO THE FUTURE OHGOD WAHT THE FUCK ARSE BITCH

Theories on what Hal was using when he created this thing[]

Every drug ever and 100% pure organic liquid hate

Heritage Status[]

The Tower of Insanity has been nominated for designation as a UNESCO World Heritage Site but the RIAA said no, citing a moral objection to people having access to culturally important work unless they get paid.

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